21 Mart 2009 Cumartesi

My Country

Dear Foreigner or non-Turk,

To understand the turkish state of mind, you have to accept that you and Turks does not live in your universe. We, the Turkish people have a parallel one. İn that universe a 15 year old Turkish ergen (search it from internet dictinaries) takes place in Lost. Because we, Turks are the "conditio sine qua non"s of that parallel universe. Without us there will be no Lost, even no TV. But you have to understand that this is not because of our schizoid minds.

The jeopolitical and strategic importance of our country made us like that. To be a western but muslim country is much more difficult than you can understand. To be the indispensable in that parallel universe is a gift... and a curse. You can not imagine the responsability of being Turkish!

No my dear foreigner, my dear non-Turk! None of your deep Freuidan psychoanalysis or post-modern political theories can explain the Turkish inferiority complex, as I said, this is not personal, this is a Turkish state of mind and can bee seen in many ways.

İt is not curable, sorry but you have to learn to live with it.


P.S: Except this one



He has his own universe that even we do not understand. We do not know where his "lonely and beatiful country" is.

5 yorum:

Müge dedi ki...

Hahaha, çok güldüm buna.

Borsalino dedi ki...

Bence bundan çoğaltıp, müze önlerinde, camii girişlerinde, bilumum turistik yerlerde dağıtmalıyız!

Gökhan dedi ki...

Gülmeee! sen de paralel evrende yaşıyorsuuun!

Dağıtmaaaa! sen de paralel evrende yaşıyorsuuun...

Orwell gizli müslüman ve de türktüüüü...

Puffy dedi ki...

Ben de ayın eyın elemanı olmuşum.Bu ne büyük bir gururdur Üstadım.
Takdirlerinize layık olmaya çalışacağım bilesiniz.

Gökhan dedi ki...

estafurulla sayın puffy ben de yeni farkettim seni eklememiş olduğumu, halbusi o kadar zamandır bir blog teşriki mesaisi içindeyiz bilmukabele, ne demek, veleddalin amin